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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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