- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What will happen when a black person die they die

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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