- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

hi my name is? joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.