- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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