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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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