Black people are innocent.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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