- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's 9 +10 19

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Slavery

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A fish walks into a bar

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