What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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gay marriage.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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hi my name is? joe

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Anti Joke

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