- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Rob Bell

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Carlton

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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