Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Military intelligence.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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I like to eat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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