- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's big? Jupiter.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Rick Perry.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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