What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Womens rights.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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