- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

blubber vaginass CC

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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