What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Jess Burns

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What what In the butt

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Kenny G

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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