What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Brett Farve

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Freedom of Speech

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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does this look unsure to you?

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The WNBA.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Anti Joke

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