What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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im jewish

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What what In the butt

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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