What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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chuck norris

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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