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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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