- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Hitler

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

i fondle myself every night....

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Hey, come here often? No.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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