- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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