whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Two women were sitting in silence.

Noah is Smart.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Women's rights

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Herman Cain

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

i have 2 penises

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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