I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A man buys free health care...

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Black Poeple

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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josh simpson has cancer

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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