Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Oliver's friends

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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This is not Will Smith.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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I love boobs

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