why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Lacrosse

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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8====D {(0)}

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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