which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Hello

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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The jets are a good team..

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Baseball

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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sixty....eight.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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