what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar.

Obama

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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