Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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