- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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