How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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