- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i like it in the mouth

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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