- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

pull my finger (farts)

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell