Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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