- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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