if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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