How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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