why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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