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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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