Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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How you know when dislextic

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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