- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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