- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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