- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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