Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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roses are red poo is poo

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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