- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How old are you? 7

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Camerons hair is Curly..

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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