What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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