A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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