- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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