- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

9/11 my birthday

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

13 =B you just learned something

i'm hard

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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