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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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