Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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