Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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